I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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