I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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