Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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