whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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