The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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