Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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