i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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