: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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