idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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