Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he fucked my hip out of place.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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