I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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