i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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