sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My liver just broke up with me...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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