Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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