Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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