i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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