Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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