Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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