Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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