My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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