I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
