Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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