im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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