nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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