Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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