just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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