even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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