i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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