Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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