that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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