Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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