Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My penis needs a shock collar
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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