dude i'm inner monologue high
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Found your dick twin last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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