his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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