UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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