I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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