i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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