Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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