It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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