Non-Jews are for practice
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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