Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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