Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Boobs are out for the taking
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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