please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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