...so i touched it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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