Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Can I color on your dick again?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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