I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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