My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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