Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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