You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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