marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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