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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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